Rhe Customer S Always Right

OHN FARRANT, managing irector of Southern British oad Services, and his team are II out to sell satisfaction. They ave launched a three-tier ompetition to discover and ward......

Magic Mushroom Bad Medicine For Driver

A YOUNG delivery driver in Yorkshire will not be making deliveries for the next 12 months. He had his licence suspended and was fined £100 for driving while unfit. "It must have......

The World's Most Expensive Sheep Pen?

THE CARTOON in the June 27 issue of CM reminded W. G. Sexton of Crewe of the Australian bachelor sheep farmer who walked into a RollsRoyce showroom in Sydney and selected a......

Me, Write Jargon? . . . No Way!

'MY DISLIKE of clichés and gobbledegook is shared by a merry wag who signs himself Albert J. Spagthorpe, managit director of Spagthorpe Lorries "builders of fine lorries since......

And A Meaningful Footnote Follows

FOR the avoidance of all doub as they say in the law when th are about to administer the verbal injection that complete anaesthetises the victim, I should explain that a......

_tin A Filthy ;tate In The States

3LASGOW bus engineer Jack :ross thought he would have a ook at that memorial to ;Iydeside engineering, the )ueen Mary, when he had a......