• I Had A Good Excuse For Wandering Through The

sleazy back streets of Soho the other day, I was there on business. Ford had said why not come and see the new Michael Caine film, The Fourth Protocol, based on one of those......

• Sometimes, As I Slump Over My Trusty Adler Gazing

idly over the dreaming spires of downtown Sutton, I dream of escaping to parts unknown on one of those extended safari holidays to the Dark Continent. I can't be the only one.......