One Hears

That Maybury will now stay. Of steam waiting to be let off. That more than whips can crack. That no bus can get to Ilecklebirnie. Of motoring history re-heating itself. Of a......

Here's One.

" An' wen I fahnd putting petrol in the radiator an' e toldme.as , ow 'e'd filled up the tank wiv water, I shook 'im till 'is teef fair rattled agen. I sez to 'im, I sea, ` Wot......