Out And Home.

By "The Extractor." Marooned. There has been no motoring for me, joy-variety or • otherwise, since the authorities slammed the door in October last.I held a petrol licence......

A Proper Pride,

[The old lorry speaks to a new arrival—tor the latter' s good.] You're spick and. you're span enough, laddie, You reckon you're boss of the dock ; But Jow'd you like to 'ike......