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OH HAPPY DAY! I have had a letter from (noise it not abroad) Marsham Street, signed illegibly by "One of Your Department Transport Admirers." It assurt that I am ambidextrous, as it addressed "Dear Sir/Madam,' but I assure the writer that I an strictly 240v AC.
Having tickled an exalted fancy, I am looking for a peers in the New Year Honours. I shl be known as Lord Hawk of Falcon In the county of Herefordshire and my heraldi( arms will sport crossed pint bi baths on a hogshead rempant -shall be sponsored in the How of Lords by Count Basie and E, Hines on two pianos.
My admirer, moved by Strathclyde PTE's disappointment with its local bard, has suggested that read( should write suitable verses fc display on posters and put up ( idea for an appropriate prize.