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Old lady in Paris omnibus, on giving the conductor a 20-franc note for a 35-centime fare :—" Kindly put me down at No. 171 Bis. You cannot miss it ; it is a large block of flats." The conductor, rising to the occasion: " Certainly, madam, .and which floor ? "
And Here's Another:— • " Does this eh-ch-car-h-banes always r r-r-rattle like this "
" ; only w-w-when it's f-r-r-ninning "
And Yet One More:—.
The two motor-coach owners were discussing prospects and projects. "This season," said A, " I'd, like to run a coach of the de luxe sort, with every cushion Satin." " Dunno," said B. "Think I'd prefer the d--lucky sort, with every cushion sat on."