Explicit pecks
10th August 1979, Page 25
10th August 1979
Page 25
Page 25, 10th August 1979
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Osculation is to be nationalised, though none of the parties in the General Election thought fit to Mention it. A new British Standard deals with the suitability of kissing and bridle gates. Among other things it aims to ensure that they are -convenient and inviting."
If a girl bridles at a British standard kiss there is a prima facie case for suggesting that the gate is not inviting, though' its convenience may be undoubted. On the other hand, she may simply be allergic to beards or garlic, or may object on principle to the standardisation of whahas always been the essence of free enterprise. It would be as well to make sure of one's ground before complaining to the Restrictive Practices Court.