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• Police Are Appealing For Witnesses After Thieves Stole A
lorry in Chester, loaded with more than 15 tonnes of prime manure. The Hawk would advise the boys in blue to quiz anyone with suspiciously large roses next summer. Aficionados......
• The Hawk Congratulates Hg Smith Of Femdown, Dorset And
Bob Stroud of Bucksbum, Aberdeen, who both knew that Thomas Allen was the original distributor of Guinness from its Park Royal brewery in 1937, and that Robson's used the Ford......
• Police Put The Skids Under A Whizz-kid Who Had
the novel traffic-busting idea of skateboarding along the hard shoulder of the M27 in Hampshire. The nippy nutter spotted the police in hot pursuit and escaped over the grass......
• It Really Isn't The Limit — Two New Bridges
over the M1 in Leicestershire between junctions 23 and 24 have been built too short because of subsequent plans to add a fourth lane to the motorway — not so much a case of A......