One Hears— That the following New Year resolutions have, or
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have not, been made :— By Status Quo : To continue to dip his vitriolic pen in the blood of the railway dragon.
By the railways : To use the B.B.C. for propaganda for their road services.
By the Minister of Transport: To grapple with the problem of perambulator speeds.
By Mr. Bristow and Mr. Sewill: To lunch together once a week throughout the year.
By S.T.R. : To engage the Albert Hall for one of his lectures.
By "lorry girls " : To join the Alliance of Honour.
By vehicle examiners: To tear up all their prohibition notices.
By the legal profession : Not to charge in cases of unsuccessful applications.
By A.R.O. and C.M.U.A. members To doff their hats when they meet. By makers of friction fabrics; To continue to brake 'em.
By Mr. Rowand Harker, K.C. : To share his oranges around the court.
By the Transport Advisory Council : To forget the quip "So you won't talk."
By municipal sales representatives : To cut down their entertaining expenses.
By Capt. E. H. B. Palmer: To butter up the associations.
By " fan-tail " operators : Not to preen themselves in public.
By hauliers: To go slow, so as to give the railways a break.
By municipal transport committee members : Not to accept free wireless sets.
By Mr. Walter Gammons: To take up the piccolo and lay off, the trumpet.