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• The ever-increasing popularity of that friendly feline cartoon character,
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Garfield, has started to assume a sinister aspect. Silver Shield, the national windscreen replacement company, reported a rising incidence of vehicle side or rear windows being smashed — seemingly to release the stuck-on Garfields.
Silver-Shield says that several of its depots throughout the UK are finding, among the broken glass, cards from an organisation calling itself the Garfield Liberation Front, claiming responsibility for the smashed window and the theft of the little chap.
Rest assured that while Silver Shield welcomes any increase in turnover, it says it will do all in its powers to help bring "this subversive organisation to justice". It urges Garfield-loving drivers to take necessary precautions when leaving their cars and adhering occupants unattended. • If you have cause to complain at an Iveco Ford Truck Parts dealer (perish the thought) don't be too surprised if you end up covered in paint. A crack platoon of parts personnel from around the country have just been de-mobbed from a war-gaming day at Rudding House, near Harrogate, Yorkshire, as part of an incentive programme for successful dealerships.
The days' events included paintball, blindfold Land Rover driving, an assault course and an initiative test. The games involving the paint ball splat guns were apparently the most popular. Three splats added up to one lost life. I'll tell you this — there'll be more than one life lost if any IFT parts wallahs splat my feathers. . .