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6th April 1920, Page 3
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Which of the following most accurately describes the problem?

Of Sir Raymond Dennis, That fusion might mean confusion.

That politics are in the melting-pot anyway.

That the prices of peace are the cost of war.

• "Fm not at all clear onthis ground," said Slough.

Of a van thief who was run to earth after a short circuit.

That spring washers haye nothing to do with spring cleaning.

That there should not be much inn and out about a driver's job.

"I'm in the dumps ! " as a whine from the sorry lorry, as it got into the scrap at Slough: That the Ford-owner, who sold his old 1913 model at pre-war list price has been traced to a lunatic asylum.

That blood is thicker than water, and that the excuses made for the high price of petrol are thinner than either.

That Mr. S, F. Edge is generally pretty thorough in getting at the cost of anything, and his figures on ploughing would seem completely to wash out the horse.

"This is summertime 1 " sang the poet. "Yes," said the Ford accesory merchant, exhibiting the latest thing in "commutators,"—" and this is some timer! " That the latest form of direct dive is that ca capital.

That the" importance of viewing" was appreciated on boat-race day.

That the function of the livery-stable proprietor is to effect liver cures.

That even advice, any that is worth taking, has to be paid for in cash, nowadays.

That it was dry humour that prompted Pussyfoot to take his rest cm% in the Sahara.

That if the tractor cannot drive to the workshop the workshop must go to the tractor.

That the inclusion of agrimotors at the October commercial, vehicle show is possible.

That "The Inspector" is getting quite cross about the ultra clean exteriors of chassis units.

But ultra. cleanliness of chassis will not be at a discount at Saturday's C.M.U.A. parade.

That the motor chars-k-b,ancs are an eye-sore to the more leisurely tourist—in more ways than one, if the roads are dusty.

That the Royal Dublin Show has been,approved for , exhibits, under the S.M.M. and T. -bona, of complete commercial vehicles.

That in spite of the motor char-a-banes•.one.is often reminded of the picturesqueness we have.lost, by the sight of tie Hampton Court four-in-hand -coach, as it is driven I along \Pall Mall.

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