• Do you pay your drivers "nooky money"? The Hawk
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can now reveal that a wowing number of the nation's hauliers are said to be supplementing their drivers' overnight allowances to pay for passion.
The revelation follows statements made by Wavendon parish councillor John Clarke to God-fearin' locals that "Lorry parks are the haunt of prostitutes". Buckinghamshire has been rocked to its foundations by his revelations.
Plans to build a top-ofthe-range, state-of-the-art, knock-you-for-six truck stop in the Milton Keynes area had to be scrapped when opposition to the plans reached hysterical pitch. Sex, you see, had reared its ugly head.
It is widely believed that truckers are being paid the so-called "nooky money" because their present overnight allowance can barely stretch further than egg and chips for two, never mind a night on the tiles. The Hawk has never yet found a truckstop that lowers the tone of the area around it (and it's not for want of trying).