'If you know a better hole . .
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IF you have a special friend, such as the taxman or certain tradeunion leaders, to whom you would like to give a burial place for Christmas, Strathclyde Passenger Transport Executive has miles of holes on offer. The underground ducts once carried the tram cables and are up for bids.
"Part of the system is already rented to bodies such as the Electricity Board," said William Mcgtride, a PTE engineer. I can think of several other bodies that could make even better use of it.