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An Australian truck operator's recent experience clearly demonstrates that the transport man knows the same joys and sorrows and suffers the same strains and pains the world over. After years of compiling schedules for rates, maintenance and traffic routes, adjusting them almost daily our antipodean friend felt that his brain cells were needing a decoke. Those of you who have been in the business any length of time will know the feeling; the rest of you soon will.
Off he went to pay his first-ever visit to a psychiatrist, who opened the interview with the comment that he seldom saw a practising religious person in his consulting room.
" Will you tell me," he queried, " what is your religion?" "Transport," was the weary reply. The treatment continues.