• The Christmas season is here once again and the Hawk is convinced that each year it gets sillier.
29th November 1990, Page 21
29th November 1990
Page 21
Page 21, 29th November 1990
— • The Christmas season is here once again and the Hawk is convinced that each year it gets sillier.
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XP Express Parcels has sent me a `wacko' festive invitation to a lunch at School Dinners restaurant, where the waitresses dress as schoolgirls. "You can even attend in short trousers (if you claret)", the invitation adds. No doubt a spanking good time will be had by all, but the Hawk really has no wish to relive his schooldays or his school dinners . . . custard anyone — one lump or two?