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27th December 1927
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Which of the following most accurately describes the problem?

That less cliassis weight is to matter more.

Of awkward parcels carried into motorbuses.

That the seasonable motto is "Give and let give."

That it's a pity every last bus is not a concertina.

That Christmas carols have been more popular than ever. 0 From Bristow at St. Moritz that all is as it should be there. 0 That low-temperature fuel provides very high-temperature firing.

That transport history may be hissed out by kissing counsel next May.

That the Stock Exchanges keenly want the railways to secure road powers.

Of more and more working in one place and sleeping In one still farther off.

That the Daimler-Benz crude-oil light engine possesses very refined ways.

Of the beet sugar industry bringingbalance to many haulage contractors' accounts.

• 0 And helping to help British agriculture to its feet.

Of too many owners who expect both to have their depreciation cake and to eat it.

That a promising solution of King Coal's troubles is to put him in colloidal suspension.

That multi-axles may freely articulate, but it's the mute king-pins that shoulder the responsibility.

Of the Yule blues.

• a Of that Christmas feeling—in pockets.

That the Christmas van now rests a span. That the shades oT light are not falling fast. That holly is a light load, but an awkward one.

Of tons of money still running—in motorbus land.

That the new Ford arrived just in time for the Christmas stockings. 0 That big openings offer opportunities in Spain for British buses, coaches and cars.

A convivial bus conductor on a slippery main road: "Any more for the winter sports? '

Of a triplex universal-jointed propeller shaft being likened to a split infinitive materialized.

That better transport facilities , between producers and sellers of British meat are required.

That the travelling public is demanding better loading and unloading facilities at Worcester.

When cars park underground it will be necessary to institute airway crossings for the public safety.

That a man's comment on his wife's Christmas present of cigars was—" The better the hay, the better the weed."

That the future status of the Ministry of Transport is at present in the air, and will probably remain so if the prophecies of our air experts materialize.

The gun-nipples' chorus:— "The more we are together The surer we'll get refreshed."

1-low.ever, that many drivers consider "All in a row" should be made compulsory. — Of London as an ice rink. 0 That dance parties by bus keep together.

Of the railway case being case-hardened.

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Organisations: Ministry of Transport
Locations: London, Worcester

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