By popular demand: the Sausage H'Otter hits the road
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ress releases fall on the Hawk's desk like confetti at a wedding but most fail to excite. However, now and then one grabs the attention just because of its sheer absurdity. Consider this gem from Combined Export Traders: In a response to many many requests from coach and bus operators for a vessel to cook frankfurters, Combined Export Traders are delighted to announce: The Sausage H 'Otter.
This astonishing breakthrough follows "a survey among the coach and bus travelling general public" which found that on journeys lasting longer than 30 minutes passengers like
to eat or drink something hot. Unfortunately, the H'Otter, which works by boiling the sausages in a kettle, takes up to 25 minutes to deliver. Book early to avoid disappointment.