One Hears— That new King Coal is not a merry young soul.
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That there are no flies on Kigass windscreen solution.
That we are beginning to understand the term "almighty dollar;' A prophecy that jay-walking will increase owing to traffic's decrease by thebasie ration's decease.
0 That the speed-merchant's new version of an old song is"If you want to go the pace dodge a policeman." That our lost basic" is flying over this week.
The urgent query: "Have you bought your antifreeze?
That, despite many prophecies, pistons will take a long time to go. 0 That over 15,000 visitors have been to the Vauxhall works since the war 0 Queries as to the relationship between the R.H.A and the Aims of Industry.
0 That it is hard to digest the Transport Act and one swallow cannot take a summary
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Of Ministers who are worse than Nero because they fiddle while there is nothing to burn.
0 Of street lighting that is switched on a good hour before sunset in defiance of economy orders.
That working hours may, eventually, have to be much as in 1939, but only by including overtime.
Surprise expressed because Aberdeen coach proprietors say the natives spent money " lavishly " last year. 0 That this year not so many had a saxpence to "bang." 0 That although labour supported Labour and put it in, any failure to support it with output may put it out. 0 Of someone wondering why, when we are so short of paper and dollars, our roads continue to be littered with empty cigarette cartons.
That the cut in petrol supplies is to be extended to the Services and that, between them, they have to save about 12,000,000 gallons per year.
That since the war many improvements have been effected in the methods of transferring goods and materials between railway wagon and motor vehicle. A23