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Freud had a word for it!
18th October 1980, Page 31
18th October 1980
Page 31
Page 31, 18th October 1980
— Freud had a word for it!
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THE FIRST of the 1981 calendars arrived this week — from Mintex. This company commissioned an art director to find a good photographer, a beautiful island, three lovely girls and then produce 12 photographs. He did, but they had nothing to do with the firm's products, brakes.
The calendar's theme is bosoms and bottoms in varying degrees of nudity. Not a brake shoe or clutch plate in sight. Anyway, I sent it back at a cost of £1.20; so I suggest prospective donors of close-ups of B & B defer.
Do Mintex directors decorate their offices with their calendars? I doubt it. By the way, we've still got wall space for prints of ConstablesNa n Goghs, Whistlers, Turners and the like!