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The mm beat fiercely upon the treeless road, and the thickly spread, but thinly sanded, tar sizzled and bubbled like a hot roa,st. Banks crawled dismally along, his pneumatice plastered with the sticky -mess, and his white-and. gold van covered with splashes. Presently he cam upon the tar engine it-self and cast a gloomy look at its stygian stream. " Ullo, Etna!''.' he growled, "ain't yau done interrupting yet?"
AND ANOTHER
He had, year after year, urged the directors of hie concern to let him buy a flag to surmount their exhibit at the Royal Shaw, but, although they are well endowed with the world's goods, there must be some dormant Scottish blood in their veins, because the proposal was always turned down. There seemed a ray of hope when preparing foli Newcastle' however, because one of the principals went so far as to say " rf we buy you a flag, can you guarantee there will be a breeze?" No guarantees, and no flag'.