HERE'S ONE.
14th March 1922, Page 3
14th March 1922
Page 3
Page 3, 14th March 1922
— HERE'S ONE.
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Ford driver, entering the shop, to millwright: "Have you half a dozen *-inch bolts and nuts? Length—let me see— Millwright quizzically, glancing at the van drawn up at the doer: "Don't worry about the length. I'm not an agent for Ford spare parts. Still, perhaps I can help you, but the nearest thing is some ?cinch: will they do?" Driver (despondently): "They'll have to do, I s'pose. I can alter the van to suit 'ern."