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14th February 1918
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Which of the following most accurately describes the problem?

That transport troubles may maw be traced and tackled.

Of flying lorry frightfulness.

That the new Board will consist of load-hogs.

That the Gothas have renewed their "season."

That, we are living in a short-age of stern necessities.

That the recruiting of W.A.A.C.'s is not on the wane.

That the seeker after priority is a confirmed egoist.

That the Petrol Control Deiartment story. has told its _ That the Government is resilient in the wrong place.

That there is great authority in a committee of priority.

That some Treasury notes represent ,disgracefully filthy lucre. . • That barbarous braking leads to narrow shaves and hair-raisers.

• 4 That it is quite Usual -to purchase steam wagons without tenders.

That it is easy to discuss a trade marks bill while trade marks time .

That the motor lorry, which sunk the submarine was a two-tonner and a U-stunner.

That, some commercial motors are to be seen disguised as tanks—others as mud-banks.

That there will be no. occasion for the railway companies to thrust another " oar " into the Board.

That the advocacy of more cow-catchers gives our farmers a priceless opportunity for a grumble: That not everyone can build a.-4 Karin can That democracy is achieving some striking successes.

That when brakes are neglected tyres ought to be well studied.

That the old hansom-drivers were well posted in the High Command.

That a, broad view is impossible on some of our socalled main roads.

That oven the crack of doom might not survive a visit to Poland Street.

That the most hardened pessimist is attracted by mentions of peace celebrations.

That the constitution of the Motor Gas Equipment Association is practically settTed.

That " upkeep " will have a double significance when commercial airships are in vogue.

That in speaking of engines one might differentiate between "garage miles" and "road miles."

--0--. . • That Roseherywas engaged on work of national importance when lie Ploughed his lonely furrow.

• Of more (but merely a few) places where the supply of gas for traction purposes may be prohibited.

That lead plates are going to be allowed in from the States for battery construction and repair Hopes that the Members of the Road Transport Board will not have too many loads on their minds.

That "Loads Wanted" and "Loads Vacant" may fill the small advertisement columns of the near future, That after a little more repetition of the joke we shall know that.the square.sections on the food tickets, do not imply square meals.


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