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• Don't be alarmed if a Geordie bus driver smiles
12th April 1990, Page 36
12th April 1990
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Page 36, 12th April 1990
— • Don't be alarmed if a Geordie bus driver smiles
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at you: he's probably still recovering from a day at the charm school where Tyneside bus company Busways is sending its drivers to learn winning ways with customers.
Lesson one: Do not let passengers make heroic dash for stationary bus at bus stop, only to accelerate away with hoots of laughter at the last moment. Lesson two: Smile through teeth and say "thank you" when presented with £20 note for 40p fare.