HERE'S ONE
11th October 1921, Page 3
11th October 1921
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A severe cross-examination was taking place in El. school for conductors at one of the omnibus corapany'n garages. The examiner suddenly pounced on a prospeetive ticket-puncher and barked : "Now, suppose, while you were outside the bus, drunken man got inside and began to sing ; what would you do?" " I'd ask him to get off the bus," was the reply. "But if he refused7" " ask him again, an' if he stuck out' I'd stop the bus." And then, if he still—I" "I'd 'can a policeman." "And if he still refused, and the other passengers ? >p By this time our conductor was "fed up." "Oh, as regards them, I should have to ask them for their amusement tax "