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bubbly promised to the winners of our Kenning Tyre Services caption competition, having failed to rig it so he can hang on to his favourite tipple. The lucky recipient of a jeroboam (which is a lot better than it sounds) will be N F Smith of Pembroke Dock, who came up with: "You realise Kenning's One Star service doesn't cover us for leg damage or accommodation in Bethlehem." Joint runners-up, who will receive a bottle apiece, are D MacKinnon of Hamilton whose quip was: "Kenning will never desert you in times of need" and A Martin of Wanlockherd near Biggar, who sent us: "That's what I like about these royal visits — the back-up is always excellent!" Congratulations one and all; thanks to everyone who entered, and to the Kennings folk for a jolly Christmas jape.
Editor's entry (thus ineligible):
Let's see them write this one into the Nativity!