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That a coal strike won't strike oil. That coal strikes are fire extinguishem As being wanted—of real fire insurance.
A good bit too much of the gust in August. • That, in America, even batteries are "dry."
That it is a nil wind that actuates the Klaxon.
That we may be truly grateful for a full grate.
Of pit-props, and " Propitty, propitty,. propitty I" " Stick to your post "—especially if it' S a steering post.
That the cost of dyeing is as high as the cost of . living.
That you may cutown fire. off our coal and put out your That to get ahead of Mr. Searle one would have to rise s'early.
That, whilst the railway coach is stuffy, the motor coach is the stuff.
That London is a greater motor coach centre than many, yet is without a radiating point.
The query as to whether occasional passenger. carrying should be conducted on half-duty spirit.
That without tarred road surfaces, the motor coaches this summer would have shrouded the . countryside in an impenetrable fog of dust.
That the Yorkshire police asked this facer—
The chaser may be but a pacer, But, still, if his sneed The limit exceed, Can't he also be charged as a racer? Of timely captions.—Coal and Coalition: Culprits and Coal Tits. 0 That nationalization doesn't know the difference between mines and thine.
That the Government hasn't made an astounding success of railway control.
That there may be a good cause behind a strike, but that the after effects must be had.
That the book most in demand at the Ministry of Transport is "Eric: or Line Upon Line."
That charity begins at home, and that some people think that char-a-bancs ought to stop there.
That the poor passenger will have to "accept service" and the bill of costs, and " foot it," That Mr. G. J. Shave finds a small car convenient on the motor coach-infested roads of Sussex-by-theSea.
That it aVails him little when the road is blocked by a motor coach endeavouring to turn..
The query whether Mr. Shave was looking for test hills for K-type buses—or spying out motor coach land'?
• That the aforesaid gentleman appreciates the rustic beauty of Wannock Glen.
That it is taking a long time ". after the war " to settle down, and that it will take still longer to settle up.
That getting the coal is a more serious business. than recovering the ashes: but, then, coal strikes aren't cricket.
It was night in the village of Porlock : Burglar Bill, after picking a door-lock, Remarked, as he soared Up. the-hill in that Ford : "I always take time by the fore!ork! "