HERE'S ONE.
23rd March 1926, Page 3
23rd March 1926
Page 3
Page 3, 23rd March 1926
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• "1 want a barometer," said the customer.
"Certainly, sir. Aneroid? Barograph? Which type do you prefer?"
"Don't care two hoots, so long as it always goes up!"
The young man behind the counter smiled indulgently.
" Oh! I'm not joking," said the customer earnestly. "It's of no use to me if it ever goes down. You see, I want it for the entrance hall of a coach-tour booking office!"