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NORTH! By our Northern Correspondent Eric Strongitharm Oswaldtwistle. After being hit for six by poor UK sales, and the unexpected return of over 3,000 used Spagthorpe Spadgers......

A Bungling Van Driver Was Facing Jail This Week After

trying to force staff at a bank to hand over a 200,000 fortune—and then effectively telling the police where to find him. Stuart Kearns' "scatterbrained' scheme included a......