One Hears

That horses increase one's petrol consumption. Of quite a " fund " of rumour as to the Budget. And that all " roads " will lead to Parliament when Winston Churchill makes his......

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• " 1 want a barometer," said the customer. "Certainly, sir. Aneroid? Barograph? Which type do you prefer?" "Don't care two hoots, so long as it always goes up!" The young man......