A Tyred Old Formula

A nine-page press release accompanies an announcement that the 1993 Pirelli calendar is about to be launched on a suspecting public. It is celebrating 30 years of telling grease......

The Play's The Thing

embers of the emergency services in Cumbria are to star in a student-teacher play touring schools in the county to warn children of the dangers of joyriding. The plan is for......

First Past The Post

Ifil he honour of driving the first British lorry through Calais without papers after the stroke of midnight, 31 December will fall to Kent haulier, Laser Transport......

Blackmail Corner For A Blushing Boss

orry, Richard Gabriel, boss of Interlink Express, your substantial cheque failed to reach the Hawk in time to prevent me running this story. It seems you have (swoon) been......

Fii Ooks As Though This Sign Barely Survived The Crush As

lorry drivers fought to park in Peaceful Row, And who started eating it? Come on, own up before the curse of the Hawk rots your tyres.......