SA prepares for leasants' uprising
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ECRUITS are needed by Ken's ecret Army. Their leader will e paid up to £17,598 a year id have the honorary rank of Drporal. They will be part of Dndon Transport in Exile, 'hich the Greater London ouncil is forming to handle aks from moles about irthcoming increases in fares id cuts in services and jobs in Dndon Regional Transport. Agents are tunnelling under le Thames at Westminster ridge to the safe house at ounty Hall, where Dave tetzel, chairman of the ansport committee, earphones the ready and finger on the lorse key, waits with his trepid leader, Ken vingstone, to pass on the )de word, "Stanley" that will gnal the peasants' uprising. tter will be the retribution. Meanwhile, the National Bus Dmpany is bidding for rights 113 LRT routes, which should .flp to keep the moles busy. ot content with an expected Derating profit of some £47m is year, the company is to run any long-distance coaches on Dxing Day while the railways eep. This is the sort of thing at gets public service a bad )me.