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27th December 1917
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From One Source or Another, the Following New Year Wishes for Various Folk:

For the Crown Prince— WM MUNI M.

For Sir Arthur Yapp—That people may learn to live on gas.

For Mr. Gordon Selfridge—That he should open a branch in the Treasury..

For Sir Edward Henry—Tliat the C-types may be a ton lighter than the B's.

• \ — For Mr. T. H. Barton—That his generosity • to the industry may be patent..

For Mr. F. A: Bonsor—That all wheel .builders may work to half-thousandths.

For President Wilson—That•-he may preserve his level thinking till the end.

For the S.M.M.T.—That• it may do something some day for the Industry.

For the M.T.A.—That it may ask for no more permits that are not wanted.

For Col. Bagnall Wild--That he may set. limits to all else but his own geniality.

For Mr. •Arthur Spurner—That he may receive the honour to which he is entitled.

Mr. Barimar Brett--That science will never eliminate frosts and careless drivers.

For Mr.. Julian Orde--That motorists may once again be conspicuous at the R.A.C.

For Fire Brigade Chief Sladen—That he may soon get back to red' paintand gold leaf.

For Mr. E. S. Shrapnell-Smith—That he will let no one add fuel to the fire unnecessarily: For Mr. Barford—That he may have an opportunity for quoting Russia for a real roller next time.

For Mr. H. T. Vane—That the recent Royal visit will not cause him-to live up to his name.

For Mr. A. j. Wilson—That his amanuensis may be granted a permit to use a car for business purposes.

For Brig.-Gen. Sir Ca.pel C.B.—That his designs on the industry may continue to be beneficent.

. For Lord Rhondda—That everyone will cease to think that he may as well because the other chap does.

For the Home-Grown Timber Committee—That it may be discharged from all suspicion of fell intent.'

For Mr. S. F. Edge—That. he may finally persuade Sir Arthur Lee that he knows something about ploughing, • • •• For' Sir Wm. Tritton—That all the other inventors of the Tank may send him graceful ackdowlediments of prior claim. For the profiteer—That he may be shot at dawn.

For the women folk—Fewer clothes and more of them. • . For the fighting Tommy—Distinction from the one that is not. .

For the Agricultural Machinery Department--The M.O.M. at work by March.

For the queue crowds--More transport for the food, and fewer posters.

For THE CONMEROIAL MOTOR—That it may long continue its useful career.

For the post-war designer—That he can reckon on ball bearings bearing.

For the Sultan, of Turkey—That he may soon decideto try 'and save his Skin.

For the tradesman—That he May be permitted to share his rival's motorvan.

For the special coustableThat something may happen while he is on duty.

For the Ministry—That they may cease granting rises that are not asked. for.

For Mr. C. W. Stamper-=That loading trucks will be common objects of the bankside.

For Mr. Thos. Clarkson•—That he may still continue to experiment in the National interests.

For Aubrey Llewellyn—That he may live long enough to see the motorbus in a museum.

Fr Sir Herbert Austin—That there will never be a shortage of cement, bricks or steel girders.

For the R.F.C.. and woman driver—That people will really believe she is what she thinks she is. . .

For the petrol companies—That they may decide to sell it-for nothing a gallon to those who cannot buy it.

For Mr. L. G. Jaekel—That there will he no shortage of ships for the overseas trade in British lorries.

For Mr. G. J. Shave--That cylinders and coal-gas may be as plentiful as passengers at peak-load hours.

For Mr. II. C. B. tinderdown—That the 'new ferroeteonts. ete building will soon need its four upper s For the Tube boy conductor-L-That he may learn that he is not a managing director or a police inspector.

For Sir Charles Cheers Wakefield—That the cornniercial motor industry will suddenly decide to pour cheques into the Benevolent Fund.


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