ONE HEARS
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What will the harvest be?
Of poaching by the " converted."
That he who buys an "A" S.-S. is no A.S.S.
That the Day-Elder will to-morrow be a day older.
How the ever-running engine increases running 'costs.
That those who possess an ' A." S.S. assess it as an asset.
That tractor-spare depots should be somewhere near the spot.
And expert advice must not be very far away either.
That there is no legislation to stop vaives frem keeping open late.
Fears that the "White Elephant" may develop into a Juggernaut.
riprithee, why did Mary Piekford? " "Marry, ask me yet another!"
That to demand more and to do less leads to national bankruptcy.
That "union is strength" applies to the employer a well as the employee.
Also, that it would not be a bad motto for the motor haulage industry That, owing to the ropes breaking, a war-damaged lorry rolled off a chassis, while recently being carried up Child's Hill, and held up the trams for sometime.
That the Leyland fire-engbie which covers its 20 miles in 25 minutes (vide recent advt.) is the very thing required for express delivery services in most parts of the country. It is not true that over-taxed brakes are to receive extra compensation.
That should it continue to be a wet season spokes will have to be well webbed.
Or would like to hear—" England enact that every foreign car will pay its duty.'
Of excise officers trying to trace converted trade cars that have escaped import duty.
That if Vim lived in one of his so-called braincentres he might change his opinion.
That even the most ardent admirer of belles' eyes would. like to get on to "typical loads."
The hope that Manchester will profit by its discovery that the tramway is in the way.
That a Scots driver may be pardoned for losing his head, but hardly for dropping his bonnet.
That four years ago, it was a case of Zep and pip, whereas now it ought to be a case of zip and pep.
That the estimation, on April 1st, of the rise in cost of living at 180 per cent., was not an April fool's surprise.
That Government girl clerks, who said they would "carry on till the boys come home" are now carry ing on harder than ever.
That people are wondering whether the American temperance-delegates are rushing to England to make her dry or because she isn't.
That a certain West-end provision merchant has a very smartly; decorated delivery van, but has forgotten to paint out the red cross at the top.
Queries as to whether the Renault chassis is entertaining en route ,considering that it has ring-type joints, banjo axles, and drums bolted to the rear wheels.