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Both the taxi-drivers had been chauffeurs before the war and great was the rivalry between them. " Now, I," said Jim, " used to be some scorcher. It was me at the wheel wen the bloke mistook the milestones for a cemetery! " " Huh! said Joe, " wen / was driving they looked like the kerb-stone!"