Seeing red over Santa
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ne of the Hawk's readers disturbed Santa attempting to deliver presents on Christmas Eve in a most untraditional fashion. This picture is the evidence to prove it.
Gone was the sleigh, gone were Ow reindeer—whither the large sack and the jolly hugh?Instead a rather morose Santa snuck into his garage and attempted to fill his central heating oil tank with 40 gallons of pasteurised milk, pumped direct from a Milk Marque tanker he happened to be driving As far as presents go this doesn't sound like my cup of mince pies. The Mill? Marketing Board may have been deregulated but this is an irregularity too fan What's more the unjovial old gent appears to have arrived in the middle of the afternoon. Bring back chimneys in Hie dead of night, I say.