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More taxes, less taxis.
" Truckportation "—but does not like it. That band tyres give wonderful performances.
Have you got your free accident insurance paper ?
That it's an ill wind that puffs nothing with a hood.
That it will not be a case of four wheel or for woe.
The telephone bell, incessantly, in our Enquiry pireau. 0 That a good carburetter is the best cure for rapid consumption.
Of a mechanical device to control the taxicab driver's temper.
" Plain tales from the hills "—about some vehicles we will not name.
That a Scammell can go without excessive fuel and oil for umpteen days, but who the—etc.
Sighs of relief on the announcement that threeyear-old endorsements will probably be expunged.
That there will be quite a boom in the tyre trade if many six-maniere-wheeled vehicles are turned out. Rot about rubber road.
Loud guessing at char-bebancs statistics. The groaning ghost of the Geddes grab. " Bank Holiday.—Blank squalid----eh l" That many milestones are becoming fossilized.
That, in spite of the weather, it was a char-h-bancs holiday. 0 The curious fact that the motor coach will go on because it has come to stop.
" Aren't we making a splash in the world?" asked the joy-rider on Bank Holiday. .
That it will be easier to avoid the spirit of the tax than it was when the tax was on the spirit.
That cotton reels and crochet work are of little use for demonstrating the practicability of a life guard. 0 That the farmer wants an inclusive tractor price, niaking the "extra " ordinary instead of extra ordinary... 0 Of a wag notifying Drummond Bros., Ltd., that the round bed of a Drummond lathe was recently substituted for the broken roller of a steam roller.