• Remember Our Roger Phillips And George Simpson Caption...

which appeared the other day ? No ? Well, here is a small reminder to jog the memory and encourage a few more Leyland Oaf jokers into action. My loyal public has already come up......

• That Awfully Nice Trailer Company From West Germany,...

has sent me a copy of its latest catalogue. Amid the interesting technical information, presented with admirable Teutonic accuracy, there is an even more interesting admission.......

• Do You Pay Your Drivers "nooky Money"? The Hawk

can now reveal that a wowing number of the nation's hauliers are said to be supplementing their drivers' overnight allowances to pay for passion. The revelation follows......

• Heard On Hawkovision Recently . . . An American

Indian truck driver describing his reasons for leaving his previous job in the US Army: "The trouble was, there were too many goddam chiefs and not enough Indians."......