HERE'S ONE-
9th October 1923, Page 3
9th October 1923
Page 3
Page 3, 9th October 1923
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Scene : Taxi shelter.
'Phone message : Taxi wanted at Seventh Heaven, Muckleberry Road." "What a name for a house! Honeymoon couple, sure as winking," soliloquized Jarvis as he drove along to his call. He had driven the length of the road without finding any residence bearing such an appellation, and was returning disconsolately on being thus spoofed when he was hailed by a small maid. "Come along, we're waiting for you.' " Sorry, miss, but I couldn't find the Seventh Heaven."
"Well, thilly, it'th nexth to theventy-thix, and I thaid theven theven ' so az to be clear!'