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2nd July 1929, Page 45
2nd July 1929
Page 45
Page 45, 2nd July 1929 — ONE HEARS
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Which of the following most accurately describes the problem?

Too much of some motor mowers. Of more parcelcars on the stocks.

And of one or two which should be in them.

Some harsh words about Dublin traffic control.

That bus taxes inay.,rise higher still in the Irish Free State.

That Mr. "Trojan "• Hounsfield has designed an ingenious camp bed. 0 That some chassis converters step in where production engineers fear to tread.

That the six-wheeler forms a good basis for a luxurious caravan, at a luxurious price.

That a shareholder in a tyre company smiles upon the razor-edged tramline, unless he rides a motorcycle!

The query, "What is to be done with the milk churn when the noiseless loads order comes into force?'

A big noise in Worcester and great traffic holdups—the Corporation has started to remove the old tramlines.

That country passengers still say "Thank you" to the conductor on alighting—a reminder of the old carrier's-cart days.

That visitors to London think it wonderful how near buses keep to their scheduled times considering the variations of traffic density.

That the Terrier is proving one of the bullHERE'S dog breed.

o Policeman, who has just Of Lord Byng in his owner thereof : "Here, your annual report blaming Irish Owner : "You're careless pedestrians. O'Shaugnessey." Of buses running full to Capa City.

Of big trailer orders for parts, of Africa. Of quite a rush of new oils to the market.

Queries as to what noise will annoy a policeman after August 1st.

Of an American chassis that will last a lifetime —but whose? 0 • Of water pipes being laid at the side of a road which is shortly to be widened.

• That when the widening scheme is carried out the pipes will be under the middle of the road and will cause a great upheaval when repairs are necessary.

That, strange though it may sound, to the cab driver foul weather is fare weather.

A prophecy that in a few generations babies will be born with wheels instead of legs.

—And the query : Will they have two, four or more wheels?

That in busy city streets a horsed-traffic farewell would make for motor-traffic welfare.

Of reminders to the small bus companies that a service cannot be efficient unless it be sufficient.

That bus services have ousted the railway in Jersey, but we're not quite ready to say good-bye to the trains in our larger isles.

That a day off the road means no pay ONE. from the load.

inspected lorry, to Irish name's obliterated." Of a coupon system a liar ; me name's for buying petrol •anc.

oil in Australia.

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